Gooooooo Carbs!

Seeing the lemming-like fervour at which otherwise useful individuals flock to low-carb/no-carb/i-didn't-know-what-a-carb-was-before-i-bought-into-this-cult diets --- i have decided to release my own diet plan.

As many of you know - i have been following the "Watkins" diet for some time now. It goes a little something like this:

1)Find food that tastes good
2)Eat it
3)stop when you're full (NOTE: #3 is more of a suggestion)

I try to consume my body weight in dairy fat on a daily basis - and believe that the proper amount of carbs was taken in the other day when my diet consisted of: 1 large serving of Granola, 2 "CeCe-style" cinnamon buns, Pasta and a muffin or two before 3:00pm.

Watch for my upcoming book tour "I weigh a buck-seventy-eight - and I feel great" and my frozen snack entrees in your grocer's dairy section.